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Escape to Nowhere is a 1973 Franco-Italian thriller film directed by Claude Pinoteau, and starring Lino Ventura. It is an adaptation of the novel Drôle de pistolet by Francis Ryck (1969).
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Hard Nose the Highway is the seventh studio album by Northern Irish singer-songwriter Van Morrison, released in 1973. It was his first solo album since his 1967 debut Blowin' Your Mind! to contain songs not written by Morrison. A cover version of the song \"Bein' Green\", usually associated with Kermit the Frog, is included, as is a take of the traditional song \"Purple Heather\". The album also contains the single \"Warm Love,\" a fan favourite.
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