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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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\n\nAvelino Maria Coelho da Silva was one of the candidates in the Presidential Elections in East Timor in April 2007.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Mictis profana","displaytitle":"Mictis profana","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5190160","titles":{"canonical":"Mictis_profana","normalized":"Mictis profana","display":"Mictis profana"},"pageid":26445854,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/CrusaderBug.jpg/330px-CrusaderBug.jpg","width":320,"height":342},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/30/CrusaderBug.jpg","width":1095,"height":1170},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1221985024","tid":"3a596d4f-090b-11ef-bd1a-ac0d3b2758a6","timestamp":"2024-05-03T05:08:50Z","description":"Species of true bug","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mictis_profana","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mictis_profana?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mictis_profana?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mictis_profana"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mictis_profana","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mictis_profana","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mictis_profana?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mictis_profana"}},"extract":"Mictis profana is a species of insect in the family Coreidae known by the common names crusader bug and holy cross bug. It is distributed in Australia, Indonesia, and the Indo-Pacific.","extract_html":"
Mictis profana is a species of insect in the family Coreidae known by the common names crusader bug and holy cross bug. It is distributed in Austr